(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

naramdil:

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perseptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

springsn0w:

→ requested by @bibbity-bobbity-biotch : soft Yoongi (cr)

psychtaxi:

slumbermancer:

proboscismonkey:

She is terrified of watermarks

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

fvace:

¬

silverhawk:

the mexican mole lizard is so good

heres a profile shot

and heres its lil mole hands

THE MEXICAN MOLE LIZARD !

dans-homosensual-agenda:

Some of you have never gotten all your books confiscated by your third grade teacher because you were reading them under your desk in math class and it shows 

clemdem:

me planning my wedding: can you play Rock Lobster at 50% speed when i come down the aisle

gelfling:

Truth coming out of her teapot to shame mankind

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